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Fred Bruning's avatar

I may have the magic ring. Contact me via encrypted message, please, and have your bitcoin routing number ready.

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

Elon is coming for you.

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Burgh NP's avatar

I heard rumors of people trying to crash Musk's server by sending him voluminous documents. I think that many, many copies of Raw Truth Bulletin might do the trick!

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

You think he might subscribe?

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Lucian K. Truscott IV's avatar

I successfully left Knox in 67 with an eighth of an ounce concealed under my right thumbnail.

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

So that's where that eighth of an ounce is!

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Jeff Rosenblatt's avatar

He may subscribe, but don’t take the dogecoin payment. Or a tesla. Or a ride in a rocket, could be a 1 way trip.

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