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Phyllis Mass's avatar

Watch out India where Vance is now and Trump ordains himself Pope. Bigley news

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

That would be a demotion. The Magas think he's Jesus.

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jody greco's avatar

Boy, do we need afew laughts now and you could do it--so damn funny

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Jeff Rosenblatt's avatar

I hope Dr. Gupte is not having his funding cut by the DOGEs. He is way too valuable a resource for the RTB. Vance’s usual weapon of choice is boring one to death, so anything is possible.

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HarveyCan 58's avatar

Onion got nuthin on you, brother!

"I fought the Raw - - and the Raw won"

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John Jeansonne's avatar

Did JD Vance Kill the Pope?

(Is the Pope Catholic?)

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Fred Medinger's avatar

No, J. D. Vance did not kill Pope Francis, but I do have to wonder whether J.D. in his meeting with the Pope referred to Catholic nuns as “childless cat ladies”.

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Fred Bruning's avatar

Lew -- No one does this stuff better than you. But do you pay for news tips?

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Fred Bruning's avatar

So far unreported: Anticipating a JD Vance visit, Pope Francis told an assistant: "I'm going to meet this guy even if it kills me." Follow?

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

Damn it, why don't you give me these lines BEFORE I write the thing!

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Carole Roseland's avatar

Laughed so hard I cried, I confess, and I’m not even Catholic. But seriously, with what seems to be coming, I think Francis got out just in time.

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

Another emigrant.

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daien | nyc's avatar

JD Vance kills everything he touches. You can quote me.

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HarveyCan 58's avatar

He should be quarantined in Greenland

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

They kicked him out.

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HarveyCan 58's avatar

Wise on their part! They also limited the Vance family to the US military base, keeping them out of a "dog show" and walking about in the community. The base commander said something like the statements of Vance were not consistent with the military mission (something like that) and that soldier got rebuked and removed, I believe. Vance brings decay with him wherever he goes. He's eating the generals and popes...

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daien | nyc's avatar

Yes—the base commander's clarifications did cost him his command. You're right on every point.

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