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Fred Bruning's avatar

Lew -- Here (honestly) is a portion of the former president's remarks on water supply issues delivered yesterday at a rally in Philadelphia. Who says Donald Trump is all talk, no policy? Biden better be on his game:

No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands. You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can't get it off your hand. So you keep it running for about 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair. I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way. And I lather up and then you turn on this crazy shower and the thing drip, drip and you say I'm gonna be here for 45 minutes. What? There's so much water. You don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But, now their idea, you know, did you see the other day? They just, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it, they close it, washing machines to wash your dishes. There is a problem. They don't want you to have any water. They want no water.

https://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C8iYg_-vyk_

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

He's right! Biden is vulnerable on the drip-drip issue!

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Susan Kemp's avatar

Does anyone know what he opened and “they” closed?

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Philip Levine's avatar

I heard Trump has hired an expert on Yiddish insults. "Biden will never know what hit him," The Donald chortled.

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Carol Ardman's avatar

Nailed it! Hilariously correct!

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Noah's avatar

Can't wait for both; clad in tight Speedo wrestling trunks or leotard-like costumes in bright colors, and the wives tag team wrestling.

Nice blog!!

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Jerry Adler's avatar

“Joe is going to ////pin Trump’s ears back//// on fiscal policy,” an advisor told this publication exclusively ON JUNE 23. “////Trump won’t know what hit him.”////

Mr. Grossberger? There's a man here from the FBI who would like a word with you....

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Jeff's avatar

Trump had no preparation because he’s been a lier his whole life. How does a lier prepare for a debate… practice more lies?

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Ray Balestri's avatar

This didn’t age well . . .

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Martha Olivares's avatar

A little comic relief.. that was what you were going for, right? 😁 Thanks!

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Christina Johnson's avatar

Thanks for the huge laugh…but will the real debate be any less dysfunctional?

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

So I can count on your paid subscription?

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