Oh man, yeah, I kinda thought this was real up until Melania, that’s when I knew this is satire; she would never want to find him, she doesn’t care enough
Governor of Utah even? And coming in through the Haiti/Mexico border? That would be very interesting. That's what we should do. Send the orangeman to the Haiti/Mexico border and see if he can find his way back to Venezuela so he can hang out with Maduro. Or even to Palm Beach to try to find Melania in New York. Delicious. Thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣
Fine work on deadline, Lew. Forget Deep Throat. You have best sources in journalism.
How can it be a "shooting suspect" when he didn't “shoot”?
Good catch! Do you want a copy editor job? We don't pay but the work hours are short.
🤣 It's a compulsion that's never paid well.
And seriously misunderstood...
Loved this one. Thank you!
One of your very best. Laughed out loud through the whole thing.
But then you stopped? No residual giggling?
He is also a registered Republican!
You forgot to mention that Routh was just out there hunting cats.
I know this is satire, but I swear it sounds completely plausible, especially the last graf with the Trump quotes.
Plausibility is what I've always made my highest priority, whether writing satire, news or porn.
Oh man, yeah, I kinda thought this was real up until Melania, that’s when I knew this is satire; she would never want to find him, she doesn’t care enough
I wish this was funny.
The man is sadly deranged. To put it in simpler terms, he’s suffering, but his family is suffering more. Please stop. 💙
Which man are you referring to?
This was my next question. Which deranged man?
Good job. Although I suspected for a moment that you were using AI, I mean, what else could come up with a name like Gerald Pushling?
If Dickens can do funny names, why not me?
Governor of Utah even? And coming in through the Haiti/Mexico border? That would be very interesting. That's what we should do. Send the orangeman to the Haiti/Mexico border and see if he can find his way back to Venezuela so he can hang out with Maduro. Or even to Palm Beach to try to find Melania in New York. Delicious. Thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣
It amazes (and shames) me that such an out of touch with reality asshat can run for POTUS.
Did Trump really say that last paragraph?
It would be hard to miss that huge mass of shit
Don’t you think 🤔