Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump sharpened his debating skills this week in anticipation of Thursday night’s big verbal duel with President Biden, working on building his key strengths: lying, insults, interruptions and weird, rambling anecdotes that don’t have any point.
Trump shooed away an issues expert who sought to brief him on substantive matters, saying: “Americans aren’t interested in issues; they want to be entertained.”
Meanwhile, President Biden spent the weekend memorizing editorials from USA Today.
“Joe is going to pin Trump’s ears back on fiscal policy,” an advisor told this publication exclusively. “Trump won’t know what hit him.”
Rules changes this year are expected to make for a livelier and more physical debate than in previous years. Trump’s proposal for a pro-wrestling style cage match have been largely granted and both contenders will be clad in tight Speedo wrestling trunks or leotard-like costumes in bright colors.
Fright wigs are permitted as well as certain weapons including rubber truncheons and water guns loaded with noxious fluids. Candidates’ wives will be permitted to tag into the match and temporarily replace their husband, provided they eschew such unfair feminine tactics as scratching out an opponents’ eyes.
Another new feature is that debaters may challenge each other’s facts or their grammar. Such challenges will be adjudicated by Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, who will make known his ruling by throwing a custard cream pie in the face of the loser.
Jimmy Fallon, star of NBC’s “Tonight” show and the host for the event, said he believes this debate will be “really something else.”
Lew -- Here (honestly) is a portion of the former president's remarks on water supply issues delivered yesterday at a rally in Philadelphia. Who says Donald Trump is all talk, no policy? Biden better be on his game:
No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands. You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can't get it off your hand. So you keep it running for about 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair. I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way. And I lather up and then you turn on this crazy shower and the thing drip, drip and you say I'm gonna be here for 45 minutes. What? There's so much water. You don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But, now their idea, you know, did you see the other day? They just, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it, they close it, washing machines to wash your dishes. There is a problem. They don't want you to have any water. They want no water.
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Trump backs away from reality and facts! He relies totally on BS!