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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

I do know what year it is. I do. But I keep writing it as 2044 instead of 2024 because 2044 was our street address number when I was a kid and it is branded indelibly onto my brain.

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Noah's avatar

What a fantastic peice of work; you got "every one" in.

Loved it.

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Jeff Rosenblatt's avatar

Aside from your obvious Bidenesque time dementia, brilliant work. You may have overlooked one thing. The constitution says, “ 70 percent of all dead but reconstructed presidents’ parts must be made in the US to be eligible to hold office, and get the $7500 rebate”. I doubt Musk held to that.

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Lucian K. Truscott IV's avatar

Now all you've got to do is get a rope around him so they can drag him behind a speedboat over a waterski jump.

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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

Working on that for tomorrow.

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Charlotte Crist's avatar

Me: 1984.

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nan herson's avatar

Is diseligibilize a word?

ROTFLMAO!

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